"Living Next Door To Alice","Roy Chubby Brown"

Sally called when she got the word"
And she said 'I suppose you've heard,... 'bout Alice'"
Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside"
But I could hardly believe my eyes"
As a big limousine rode up onto Alice's drive

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go"
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know"
'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice"
24 years just waitin' for a chance"
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance"
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice"

We grew up together, two kids in the park"
Carved out initials deep in the bark,"...Me an' Alice"
Now she walks through the door, with her head held high"
Just for a moment I caught her eye"
As the big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go"

I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know"
'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice"
24 years just waitin' for a chance"
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance"
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice"<.br> Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt"
And she said, 'I know how to help, to get over Alice'"
She said, 'Now Alice is gone, but I'm still here"
You know, I've been waiting 24 years...'"
And the big limousine disappeared

I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go"
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know"
Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice"
24 years just waitin' for a chance"
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance"
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice"
No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice"